Beautiful Mugs

So, here's your mug test: the doorbell rings, you approach and see a man in a brown uniform holding a packag and you think a) who is that strange man at my door, I'm not answering or b) oh, it's the UPS guy, cool. But, here's a twist, Pinelakers, what if it's not Reggie? Slight wavering of faith? And, further, what if said brown-clad individual says his cell phone isn't working and asks if he can use your phone? Still willing to believe he is that innocent, parcel-delivering friend? But, you say, what about the large, brown truck parked outside your house? Well, he could have mugged the actual UPS guy (oh no, poor Reggie!), swapped clothes, stolen his truck and driven specifically to your house to say he needs to use the phone just to... what? Deliver your new sheets himself?
I am a complete mug. I believe everyone about just about everything, especially if the person is holding a clipboard - very official. Or, in the case of the UPS guy, the Jeopardy-signature screen thingy. So, if Reggie is an implant from a terrorist cell, he's well in as far as I'm concerned. And that neighbor who is always digging curiously large holes in the back garden and burning things? I'm sure he has a gofer problem. And, of course you got on that website by accident. Yup, I can be that gullible. But, I like living in my rose-colored glasses world. It's good for my soul.